Major Economic Theories explained with cows.

Socialism:
You have 2 cows
The state requires you to give one to your neighbor.

Communism:
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and gives you some milk.

Fascism:
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and sells you some milk.

Nazism:
You have 2 cows.
The State takes both and shoots you in the head.

Bureaucracy:
You have 2 cows.
The state will lose one, milks the other and then throws the milk down.

Traditional Capitalism:
You have 2 cows.
You sell one and buy a bull.
More cows do.
Sell ​​the cows and make money.
Then you retire rich.

Modern Capitalism:
You have 2 cows.
You sell 3 of your cows to your publicly listed company using letters
of credit opened by your brother in the bank.
Then execute a debt exchange involving a
associated general offer so that you have all 4 cows back,
with tax exemption for 5 cows.
Milk cows do your 6 is transferred via an intermediary
a company based in the Cayman Islands resold
the rights of your company 7 cows.
The annual report says that you have 8 cows with an option for one more.
You take your 9 cows and short pieces.
Then sell people your 10 cows chopped.
Interestingly throughout the process no one seems to realize that, in
Actually, you only have 2 cows.

Japanese economy:
You have 2 cows.
You redesign at 1:10 and you produce twice as much milk.
But do not get rich.
Then wheel the whole process in cartoons.
The Flames 'Vakimon' and incomprehensibly, you become a millionaire.

German Economy:
You have 2 cows.
Through a process of reengineering get to live 100 years,
eat once a month and milked alone.
Nobody believes it has any merit.

Russian economy:
You have 2 cows.
Accounts and have 5 cows.
Back to count and leave you 257 cows.
Back to count and you get 3 cows.
You stop counting cows and open another bottle of vodka.

China's economy:
You have 2 cows.
You have 300 guys milking them.
Explain the world your amazing ratio of milk production.
Shoot a journalist who sets out to tell the truth.

American Capitalism:
You have 2 cows.
You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows.
You stand amazed when she dies.

Iraqi Economy:
You have no cows.
Nobody believes you do not have cows, you will bomb and invade the country.
You still do not have cows.

India's economy:
You have 2 cows.
You put on an altar to worship.
Then keep eating curry rice.

Swiss economy:
There are 5000000000 cows.
It is obvious that one owns but nobody seems to know who he is.

French Economy:
You have 2 cows.
Then you declare a strike, organize a riot
violent and short all roads in the country, because you are what you want 3 cows.

New Zealand economy:
You have 2 cows.
The left will seem increasingly attractive

Italian capitalism:
You have 2 cows.
One is your mother, your mother the other,
Maledetto!

British Capitalism:
You have 2 cows.
Both are mad.

Spanish economy:
You have 2 cows, but you have no idea where they are.
But as it's Friday, you get off to breakfast at the bar with the brand.
If anything, and you'll get to look for them on Wednesday after the bridge from San Aniceto.

Source: Rankia